I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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