we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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