How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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