didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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