Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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