super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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