if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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