dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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