You surviving the open bar?
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I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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