great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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