The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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