Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I touched a dick in church today
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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