no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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