Umm I'm too high to move.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
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Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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