Soap is not a condiment
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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