She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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