I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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