Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just cut my nipple shaving
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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