Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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