okay pat passed out under dana's car
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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