I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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