Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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