Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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