Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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