You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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