And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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