love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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