Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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