I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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