Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize