Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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