Ambien. No doubt about it.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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