goodnight i made you a song goodbye
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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