I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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