he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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