areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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