I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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