it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Randomize
