They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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