I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
there is glitter all over my balls
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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