well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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