Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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