If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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