Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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