For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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