I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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