You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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