I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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