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Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Holy shit dude........stairs
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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