If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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