Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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