remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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