she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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