that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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