Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We need to get me chipped asap
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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