never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
